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21st September 2014

Video reblogged from Simply Dalektable with 76,056 notes

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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21st September 2014

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franny-pack:

unicornbuddha:

didneyworl-no-uta:

LOOK WHAT’S BACK ON MY DASH

REBLOGGING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS

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21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from PLEASE TELL ME TO TAG YOUR TRIGGERS!!! with 13,593 notes

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21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from this party sucks with 77,977 notes

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19th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from And Sometimes, when you fall, you fly. with 157,475 notes

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

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18th September 2014

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mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

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18th September 2014

Post reblogged from The Sexual Slide Rule with 147,591 notes

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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18th September 2014

Post reblogged from ~Pipsqueak!~ with 273,503 notes

lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

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A “male”:

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Or even a lamp:

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oh yes, especially a lamp.

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WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

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18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from ~Pipsqueak!~ with 109,322 notes

hyourinmaruice:

kanayapapayas:

Here’s the sexuality section of the posters my GSA will be putting up around the school!

These posters are by no means exhaustive and I only put the bare basics of each sexuality on the poster. If there’s a glaring error in a definition or something please tell me so I can fix it before we put these up in real life!

[genders]

I like these too

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18th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Simply Dalektable with 33,882 notes

d-o-r-ia-n:

little-crazy-misha-minion:

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh

Oh God…

OHH

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18th September 2014

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we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

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18th September 2014

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"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention."
Recent picture taken in Gaza.

"And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention."

Recent picture taken in Gaza.

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18th September 2014

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swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

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