the turkey swiss on rye incident
He definitely loves being grandpa.
THE ACTUAL CUTEST THING
I love this bit cause Ramona changed her mind and Scott respected that.
I love this cuz Ramona noticed that Scott was hesitant and stopped so he wouldn’t have to (because some men think it’s chicken to back out, even though it’s not)
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there
Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
I WAS EXPECTING SOME REALLY CREEPY MUSIC AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. I cant breathe. I can’t stop laughing.
I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed that loudly before. I was NOT expecting that!
LMFAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANHT
can i just say that i really fucking love tumblr
Seriously the best thing ever! Thank you for making my day tumblr! =)
I FUCKING KNEW WHAT WAS COMING
if video games arent art then explain this
oh my god its back. the light of my life has returned
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
Anonymous said: I legit have a question though, see if MRA's sole goal were to destroy feminism through the patriarchy wouldn't it already have been done because the patriarchy is all powerful? And furthermore aren't MRA's trying to demolish the patriarchy by making things that are nearly exclusive for females available for males like shelters, rape protection (on both sides by giving anonymity and by including rape by envelopment)?
It is nobodies fault when they’re sexually assaulted / abused and or raped.
I don’t care what you did and I don’t care what anyone told you in regards to your sexual assault, victim blaming you, saying that your clothes were “asking for it”
Or that you “provoked it”
Or that since you were drunk it “doesn’t count”
I don’t care if you didn’t say “no.”
I don’t care if you said a weak “yes” after giving five “no’s”
It isn’t your fault if you stayed silent.
It isn’t your fault if you didn’t “fight back.”
They say you “could’ve, should’ve” done this or that to prevent your attacker from hurting you.
I’m telling you right now what those people have said to you were wrong and they will always be wrong.
You. Did. Nothing. Wrong.
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